omg the magazine she’s reading
If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.
I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?
probably “g’day mate!”
it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia
I was uploading these just for Misty imitating Jessie and James but then BROCK’S EAR.
can we just review how sensual the panera logo is
“Oh, bread. I shall whisper sweet nothings in your ear”
Intrigued, Meowth accepted the set of leaves. His round eyes stared at the herb in raw wonder. Tentatively, he gently rasped his tongue over the frond, whiskers twitching in curiosity. It definitely didn’t taste good, and he couldn’t suppress a small gag. “Yuck, it tastes terrible,” he grumbled, tongue still poking out of his mouth, causing his words to sound oddly muffled.
My lovely cat enjoying her life
The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.
alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right
That mailbox is just like “OH GOD JUST KILL ME IT’S TOO HOT”
when ppl compliment u